kingpepe8006

joined 2 days ago
sorted by: new top controversial old
Should try again tomorrow in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 hours ago

Atleast your mum lets you finish a sentence even though she's a damn paperweight, my mum always gets a phone call whenever i start speaking and forgets about me instantly after that

What does the fox say? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
21
What do you call a man with a rubber toe from Paris, Texas? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Le Tex

Trump administration to stop US research on space pollution, in boon to Elon Musk in c/science@lemmy.world
I orgasmed. Now, I'm punching every cow on the head while I cut wood. in c/unclejokes@lemmy.world
107
Did you know Taylor Swift was named after Albert Einstein? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Yeah, a 110 years after.

Trump administration to stop US research on space pollution, in boon to Elon Musk in c/science@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

WALL-E situation coming to life day by day

California Is About To Run Out of License Plate Numbers in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Ford should really start getting in the train business

In 2016, over 300 wild reindeer were killed by a single lightning strike on the Hardangervidda plateau in Norway in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Zeus got beef with Santa

Dreams can come true in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Too late, can't move my legs anymore😔

If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Enough to feel FANTAstic

Badum tshhhh

Release the fear in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

He's beginning to believe

Things are getting really crazy. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

"IT'S OUR JOB TO MAKE UP SHIT STORIES NOT YOURS!!!!!" -Onion to God

Dreams can come true in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Dammit, now i can't get up

view more: next ›