lazyneet

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[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

๐Ÿค” The most unusual was just a downward bend

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No, since I also have a penis.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 5 points 4 months ago

I'm mtf. I would say I was an egg during my femboy phase when I was crossdressing almost every day in semi-slutty summer clothes. While I prefer male partners at this point, I enjoyed lesbian porn in high school and imagined myself as one of the girls. I think that's normal. You could be genderfluid or something. I recommend going to your local LGBT group and meeting more queer people.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That isn't weird at all. Have you explored your sexuality more with other people?

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 22 points 4 months ago

I don't think anyone can top being hand-fed shrimp by a corrupt cop at the queer brothel. I'm jealous.

Once I did molly and gave a hand to a guy sleeping in a doorway, if that counts as weird. I've also been to a couple of fetish parties and gotten whipped.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All genitals? Is it ok to jerk a guy's dick really aggressively?

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

During ass play, do not directly bite the anus.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I miss the guy who used to make these threads, but it looks like he left and deleted everything. Sad. He was hot too.

The only "fun" I had in the last couple of weeks was an embarrassing date last Tuesday. The guy said we weren't a match within 20 minutes of meeting and called a taxi. I'd rather not talk about it. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 6 points 5 months ago

No. Have you?

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 8 points 5 months ago

Never screamed during vaginal sex. The last time I had it, I said that we may as well stop. I don't know if other gays are like me, but it isn't my thing.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

I shave in the shower and use depilatory cream for my ass. The red spots around the pubic area reduce once the skin has habituated to regular shaving.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 10 points 5 months ago

Two different partners gave me a handjob in the same bookstore. The first time it happened I was surprised. The second time it seemed like a strange coincidence. (Never came in either case)

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