lazyneet

joined 1 year ago
[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 10 points 5 months ago

Two different partners gave me a handjob in the same bookstore. The first time it happened I was surprised. The second time it seemed like a strange coincidence. (Never came in either case)

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

I find myself looking for mtf trans and crossdressing video content the most. Even if it's vanilla, even if real-life traps are flakes, even if the video is only 2 minutes long, for me masturbation has become a get-it-over-with experience until I find a partner again.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

No sexy times recently. A lot of doomscrolling and dating app messages that went nowhere. I definitely overpaid for a pair of shiny black tights.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago

I put my sexual preferences in my dating profiles and I make sure I'm as direct as the setting allows. I can't understand people who are coy about their sexuality. Mismatching sexuality is absolutely a dealbreaker. I recently spent an entire day with a guy who suddenly decided he wasn't gay. Could have saved me the trouble.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I think it's good to get people's sexualities out in the open before the relationship even begins. Like, I'm a bottom and I simply don't fuck women (in a conventional sense). Gay guys are more understanding. It's kind of a big deal and I wouldn't want to lead with false assumptions.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I told my first gf I was bi and she brought over her other boyfriend to tie me up and fuck my ass <3

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

Where indeed? I'm pansexual, currently leaning more gay, nb-presenting male with a thin frame. If I had no standards, I could probably find some bear in the area. Scruff is another gay app, and I managed to meet someone through that who looks like my type but isn't much of a top and didn't want to meet again. I'm also on a BDSM-focused gay site called Recon, where I've been engaged in a multi-month ongoing conversation with this shy pantyhose fetishist who eventually wants to try things. I avoid Grindr because I'm not looking for disposable experiences.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Not everyone with breasts is a woman, or queer for that matter. There are plenty of bigger guys with moobs. I'd like to know if those daddies get off on nipple/breast play as much as I do.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 51 points 11 months ago

The sad reality is that when you look at the files being requested, it's usually scrapers looking for exploits.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

When you bring threads into it, these exotic features make more sense. I have been doing single-threaded stuff for the most part.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just never learned smart pointers and write C++ code like it's C for aesthetic reasons.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 16 points 11 months ago (15 children)

I've been using C++ almost daily for the past 7 years and I haven't found a use for shared_ptr, unique_ptr, etc. At what point does one stop being a noob?

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