myster0n

joined 2 years ago
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 50 points 1 week ago

Is that because the kid is 5?

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you have to pay less when you order a footlong at Subway?

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 21 points 1 month ago

Oooh, someone's about to lose their checkmark!

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 8 points 1 month ago
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"...so I painted him a picture of ME..."

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 46 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Unless they suddenly do a new song on the inauguration. Something like "Butt fucking the USA" or so

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

To bee or not to bee, that is the question.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's a well oiled machine that turns the greed of some people into the misery for other people

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They did! They wrote "username checks out"

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

Bless the profits

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He only had until the end of the day until the devil came for his soul

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