owenfromcanada

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 13 points 15 hours ago

Where do they come from, fedi-bot Joe?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 12 points 15 hours ago

"Wisdom pursues you, but you've managed to outrun it."

or

"Wow, it must have taken all three of your brain cells to come up with that."

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Owen Wilson is looking rough these days.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

I mean there are hundreds of Charlie Kirk memes out there that resemble this.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There's one other advantage to wireless here: a bionic prosthetic is moving a lot, and that's not great for wire harnesses or connectors. Going wireless potentially allows for greater range of movement (or at least removes the engineering challenge of making it durable long term).

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

Damn, if she has any tech-savvy siblings, this would introduce a whole new level of "why are you hitting yourself"

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

The real monsters were the politicians we made along the way

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Women tend to eat smaller portions

[citation needed]

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

The black bishop is standing up on the ropes, about to do a sweet jump

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"That's me cuz I swim with my flotuses on!"

1000021919

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Later: "Okay, my executive order is in effect. But what the hell is a lorrie?"

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Sorry, I can't retell it. Not after last time.

 

Most humans don't have any giraffes in their necks at all!

 

They both nominally have ~~5~~ 7, but I'm guessing there's at least one person choking on a fish or chicken bone at any given time to slightly skew the average.

Edit: corrected to 7

 
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