pseudorandom

5 years ago I bought a 10 year old HP Laserjet because I was fed up with every single bubble jet printer's quality and ink cost. I'm still using the toner that came with it. And I've been getting low ink warnings for 3 of those years. Maybe 500 or so pages in that time. I'd never buy a new HP though since they phone home. If you find an old Laserjet I can't recommend them enough.

With an equal amount of snobbery.

Ukraine should give up a couple of miles of territory, take it back, give it up, take it back, etc. until all of the mines are cleared by the Russians.

Radio Shack Pong game.

The Electric Boogaloo

I don't think he'll ever get over Macho Grande.

For example, a person born with certain medical needs will need more at the base level than someone born those needs.

Had he stolen some chips from Circle K then he'd already be in jail.

A year from now there will be an article about how he and Giuliani sucking each other off in a Dennys parking lot after both have lost everything.

Begun the drone wars have.

I actually seem to have this one: Appropriately sized container man. I can find the best sized container when we have leftovers from cooking. Extra pasta sauce? This container fits it all in perfectly.

Holy shit!