I am suspicious of your perfectly innocent story sir or ma'am
I got 2 temp suspensions then a ban for
- Saying Danielle Smith should stand on her head so the blood will rush there and she can have a coherent thought
24 hours for threatening violence
- When someone said JD Vance will never be President, I responded with, "He will when Trump has the inevitable coronary from all the cheeseburgers he eats"
72 hours for threatening violence
When ICE Barbie suggested Canada isn't doing enough to defend the border, I posted "She can keep her cunt ass on her side of the border"
- Perma ban for threatening violence
I absolutely believe OP was banned for calling someone an asshole.
I have terrible sight, and on my TV in my living room, I can tell the difference. But I also don't cheap out.