Not sure whether I'm Hardboiledeggius or Hardius Boiledius Eggius.
rob_t_firefly
joined 2 years ago
PFNAHAHAHA!!
Or to fling a used prophylactic outside so Mom doesn't find it in the ashtray later.
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
- Little brain: Plain metal case
- Regular brain: Buy a case with a pre-cut window
- Glowing brain: Cut your own case window
- Galaxy Brain: Leave the whole side panel off
I vaguely remember a standup comic from maybe 25 years ago who had a joke about being at a gas station, and suspecting the attendant was moonlighting as a porn star. Just before the fuel tank was done filling, the attendant pulled out the nozzle and sprayed it all over the car's hood and windshield.
You can imagine where it goes from there.
LOLrus!
Do not want
Nicely done!
I could never feel safe on a date with someone who censors swear words in screenshots they post to the fucking Internet.
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"What's up, doc, is your life, if you don't cut it out!"