rob_t_firefly

joined 2 years ago
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"What's up, doc, is your life, if you don't cut it out!"

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not sure whether I'm Hardboiledeggius or Hardius Boiledius Eggius.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or to fling a used prophylactic outside so Mom doesn't find it in the ashtray later.

 

As posted to Mastodon right about here.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  • Little brain: Plain metal case
  • Regular brain: Buy a case with a pre-cut window
  • Glowing brain: Cut your own case window
  • Galaxy Brain: Leave the whole side panel off
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I vaguely remember a standup comic from maybe 25 years ago who had a joke about being at a gas station, and suspecting the attendant was moonlighting as a porn star. Just before the fuel tank was done filling, the attendant pulled out the nozzle and sprayed it all over the car's hood and windshield.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You can imagine where it goes from there.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nicely done!

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I could never feel safe on a date with someone who censors swear words in screenshots they post to the fucking Internet.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world to c/fuckcars@lemmy.world
 

Want to get away with murder? Hit them with a car. You might get away with claiming it was an accident, but, even if convicted, the sentence will be a fraction of that you'd get if you used ANY other weapon.

Source: anon_opin@Mastodon.social

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
 

By Nigel Auchterlounie. source link

 

Me to a bookstore clerk: There's this book I'm looking for about "Star Trek: Enterprise."

Clerk: ISBN?

Me: A LONG ROOOAD getting from there to here...

 

Excerpt:

I hate all of this in almost every way a thing can be hated. I hate the factless waffle that surrounds Big AI’s every improbable goal. I hate how insipidly stupid, or just plain evil, those goals so often are, and the yawning chasm between them and any form of achievable reality. I hate that Big AI’s successes are inflated and its failures ignored — or are even categorised as hilarious mis-steps, like when AI chatbots tell people to eat poisonous mushrooms, put glue on pizza, or make air diffusers from chlorine gas.

I hate that Big AI consumes so much energy that every time you generate a six-fingered portrait of Anne Frank or a scene from the Vietnam war in the style of Studio Ghibli, you might as well just kill a polar bear with a crossbow. I hate that it can run roughshod over every copyright law and environmental protection on the planet in pursuit of the data it needs to continue failing, with no consequences save for the enrichment of the worst people on Earth, who have managed to make all of this magical bullshit seem sensible to an intellectual class comprised of people I wouldn’t trust to print an email.

 
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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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