schizohybrid

joined 2 years ago
[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Used to be a double latte or cappuccino from ol’ reliable DeLonghi Dedica, enjoyed on the porch while catching up on news.

Now it’s instant all the way, usually drunk with desperation while trying to keep the small human from killing himself in a really dumb way.

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

Moon moon is an absolute treasure, thanks for digging it up!

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Original was great in its time, I’m cautiously excited for a remake!

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

https://imgur.io/6oXP8ZK

I need to stop returning to this thread, getting hungry now.

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Misread that as nectarine gobbler. Still, appropriate, looks tasty.

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

She’s beautiful!

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

And full of life!

 

Her name is Mentos the freshmaker, because her farts will clear the room.

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

I like the way you think.