soot_guy

How about murderer. There aren’t any pronoun differences necessary

Birds will sometimes get fish eggs stuck to their feet, and when they try to fish isolated ponds the eggs will break free and populate the water

This is my exact first thought when I read this headline

Free drinks for lady worms

Nice of them to not disclose the settle amount. Probably something along the lines of 20k... I wish I could settle billion dollar lawsuits with a few thousand dollars.

I hope they change it to this!

I watched a video of two pit bulls mauling a thief who jumped a guys fence a while back. They were wagging their tails so hard you’d think they were about to take flight. A strange mix of maximum cute happiness and absolute terror.

Public Transit Enjoyer -love the smell of urine at the stops and elevators -enjoy filthy music from a speaker in a fellow rider’s back pocket that is looking for confrontation -take in bit of cigarette smoke from someone who could care less and lights up in the cart.

I’ve had many good public transit experiences, when any of those happen it just sucks

That’s what they said about a compact disc

You must always remember facelikeapotato-San. Never forget.

All this is missing is a bold “sponsored” line

I started at about 5th grade