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It was originally manufactured for relieving tension and relaxing sore muscles; however, it is most known for its use as a sex toy.

When you start using it only to relax sore muscles, you are officially old.

interesting take

If I have to get up before sunrise one more time I'm going to kill someone.

During this time of year I feel that way if I have to get up, period.

That's more like the enshittification rule.

The other Lemmy weighs in.

I hope that person got a performance bonus.

Yeah, his mug itself was hilarious!

He took an extended break after three-plus decades and was supposed to start publishing new strips earlier this year, but so far he hasn't.

I get a good laugh out of this stuff because I was raised Catholic but no longer identify as one.

...or Mangione'd.

Several doctors and US residents have taken to social media in recent days, simultaneously condemning the killing while reciting incidents in which they felt insurers had unfairly denied treatment claims.

They're gonna try like hell to make us forget that last part.