spykee

joined 2 months ago
[–] spykee@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah man.
Happening to me right now.
I have this great looking Mandarin collared olive cotton shirt. I pair that up with beige trousers and I look a lot less homeless.
A barista at the local cafe even complimented me on it.
Fuck me I can't seem to find it.
Cute barista now sees me only in poor fitting denims with mismatched hoodies.
I was this close to losing my virginity.