swab148

joined 2 years ago
[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

I wake up every morning to the sound of me screaming, "I'm horny!"

[–] swab148@startrek.website 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

Tbf, both of those games have improved drastically since their fucked up launches.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Pokémon Go is also an option!

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Whip them with the cable while shouting "ELDRITCH BLAST!"

[–] swab148@startrek.website 26 points 1 year ago

reset failed, giving up

Mood.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the go-to solution now?

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

I gotta buy that game again.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

That'd be an awesome callsign! One of my best Rangers in my most recent XCOM 2 runs was called "Butcher", and he absolutely lived up to his name 💪

[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Leave the cart wherever it happens to be, citing "fate"

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