thegr8goldfish

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[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

So, when they decorate the walls with shit, it’s acceptable. When I do it, they ~~put me in my straight jacket.~~

...throw me out of the Capital Building!

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

Hmmm. Will they rule for the rich guys or the public at large? 🤔

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

Have the Army recall him to active duty and try him under the UCMJ.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago

She must have liked because after I thanked her she said it was her pleasure.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

When are these guys going to come to their senses and bring in the Chick-fil-A line managers?

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago

I think the Democratic Party should dump the donkey and make the eagle their animal mascot or whatever.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 13 points 11 months ago

They'll just pivot to forced/arranged marriage then.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 13 points 11 months ago

I think he's really on to something they're.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why stop at edible? Let's make them delicious.!

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 58 points 11 months ago

From the people that brought you Fake News, we now present.... Fake School.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My favorite of late was the congressman who said the eclipse was a result of our hedonistic ways. Surely the moon would move to a different orbit if we made trans illegal.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 68 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If you get them young enough, you can avoid that troublesome think for yourself phase.

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