turdcollector69

Value engineering: engineering the value right out of the product and into the shareholder pockets

Sprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die.

Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel

They didn't have to make it so chodey

"... died as virgins."

Holy shit, one of us?

Who's claiming R&B isn't profitable? Is there a famous quote or some context I'm missing?

I switched to IEM's with a Bluetooth DAC after someone stole my brand new galaxy buds.

It looks dated by today's standards so people don't want to steal it. Funny though because this setup is way better quality.

I'm so tired of these woke ingredients and liberals ruining my food. Have you seen baby oil recently?

There's no fuckin baby in it

I feel like it's pretty common for kids to see the actions of adults and think they're all stupid until they themselves become adults and finally see what motivated those actions in the first place.

The few adults I've run into who maintained the whole "everyone else is such a moron" both overestimated their own intelligence by an order of magnitude and were cripplingly narcissistic.

I traveled all over Oregon and Washington after living in the southeast.

What you say holds true but to a lesser degree than true red areas.

A lot of the people who consider themselves conservative would be relentlessly bullied for being a liberal if they moved to an actual red area.

It's funny because their utopian views of conservative areas mirrored my utopian view of Seattle when I lived in a conservative shit hole.

If you think Seattle's race relations are on the same level or even close to any red state then I sincerely doubt you've ever left Seattle or been to a red state.

There are racist people literally everywhere but not everywhere makes a culture out of being racist.

It's still inert.

Inert simply means that the chemical bonds are relatively stable, not that they're indestructible.

You can decompose anything if you get it hot enough.

It's a lazy joke that the other person already made better.

The sarcasm/joke is obvious, it just wasn't funny.