xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I agree, where is the advocacy for men like me, who are both unhot AND terrible?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago

Have you tried flinging your own feces

I find it to be… flings a type 3

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That’s not what this sub is for but thank you for providing the soundtrack

Edit: sorry, not sub, federation or branch or whatever. Sorry, I’m still deprogramming myself from the reddxodus

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago

Ya almost got me dawg

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

The balls on the back of the hand is a nice touch

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago

Man, I bet he regretted that

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This video is ancient. I’m not saying that time has any bearing on consent, just that OP is unlikely the original videographer, nor possessing the means to contact this gyrating, pants-less man.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 57 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Man that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

BUCK OF THE IRISH

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

Terrible! Alas, I take solace in that only the most fearsome predators can take down these beautiful fuzzy flying creatures.

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