When the government tried to take away transfats, I sat and didn’t fight
When the government tries to take away transrats, I stand on haunches and bite
There will be no cheeses for the angry meeces, only traps coming down to snap your neck in pieces
May your tails knot and bind you together, vile rodent mob. You will not find my company amongst thee
I sleep exclusively on my sides, I can guarantee you, my arm only goes numb when I go into cardiac arrest
“God I wish I’d shoot him like I shot that kid back in Vietnam”
Ostie d’gang de chodé
Are they saying the Pieces d’Autos guys are little pricks?
Some sort of cartesian graph
You stupid monkey!
I call him the glue that keeps us together
Dong havers can do them too, tho, which you could call buss ups
It’s been said before, and I’ll say it again: these posts are awesome, I love the thought and effort put into it. Even if nothing within the article sparks my particular interest, the format is so fun and well-made that I happily read it, like some sort of article reading enjoyer of enjoyable articles of sorts
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May the breast bump fairy visit you thrice this night