z500

joined 2 years ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

"Why" is straight up noise rock a full decade before noise rock became a thing and it's awesome. I'm not taking any questions.

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anatidaephobia

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

only replies to the last thing said in the text

refuses to elaborate

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Who the fuck has time for three girlfriends?

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Now plate it up on a toilet seat or some shit.

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Hey, you two! Board the plane!

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I remember I used to be subscribed to a mailing list for a programming language. A friend of the lead developer set the mailing list up for them at his university, and then went off and did his own thing. It was completely unmoderated. Some kid sent a "neat little proggy" his friend Dieter wrote. If the extent of my Internet usage wasn't limited to free email through Juno, my entire hard drive probably would have gotten deleted that day lol

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Apparently a dacoit is an armed robber

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Black & Decker dildos

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I, too, become erect by swiveling my penis 180°

[–] z500@startrek.website 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd let her drown me

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

It never bothered me per se, but it's definitely awkward to come across some chapter of human suffering on r/HistoryPorn.

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