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Wait, are you supposed to be able to make out the lyrics?

I ask only to be sent to bed while my mind is still clean

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

KDE Komedy Klassic? That's not good...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex2hj5rLN48

George Washington once lowered an opponent's wife into a vat of acid at a party.

Can haz

What if I see him murdering someone?

Hey, we're learning, okay?

I have a rotation of Final Fantasy 4-8 and Chrono Trigger that I play on my phone. Sometimes I go a few years without playing, but overall I've lost count of how many times I've played in the 10 years I've had a smartphone.

That's nose pocky

Yeah, it's clunky for sure, but maybe we just don't use it for that much