z500

joined 2 years ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

Wait, are you supposed to be able to make out the lyrics?

[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

I ask only to be sent to bed while my mind is still clean

[–] z500@startrek.website 68 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

[–] z500@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

KDE Komedy Klassic? That's not good...

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

George Washington once lowered an opponent's wife into a vat of acid at a party.

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What if I see him murdering someone?

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago

Hey, we're learning, okay?

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a rotation of Final Fantasy 4-8 and Chrono Trigger that I play on my phone. Sometimes I go a few years without playing, but overall I've lost count of how many times I've played in the 10 years I've had a smartphone.

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

That's nose pocky

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