z500

joined 2 years ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

[–] z500@startrek.website 75 points 1 year ago (7 children)

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're blind, it's a possibility.

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My sister's tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn't have much going on up there.

[–] z500@startrek.website 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe they're more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles

[–] z500@startrek.website 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone still experiencing stress by the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!!!!!

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

She's banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Help I'm trapped in a guitar

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

They ~~live~~ die

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

So embarrassing

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