z500

joined 2 years ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it's basically whizzing past us

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it's cute

[–] z500@startrek.website 25 points 1 year ago

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Xande: oh HELL no

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us

[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Sure, Andrew Yang, let's get you back to New York

[–] z500@startrek.website 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't wait to hear about the GNU Is Not UNIX Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of

[–] z500@startrek.website 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Delightfully devilish!

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