Dad Jokes

To prism.

It's a light sentence, but gives them time to reflect.

So when they return to port they can just Scandinavian.

Abraham LinkedIn.

I thought, "that's a back-handed compliment"

The four of them went to see a man on stage. The problem is, the stage was a bit high, so they might have trouble seeing him. As the man went on stage, he said, "Can you see me?" They all replied:

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Sí."

"Ja."

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/32766221

Just leave the pizza in the oven.

Poor delivery?

it's night.

Inflation.

They put things into perspective.

A guy walks up to a street vendor and asks, “What’s on the menu?”

The vedor responds, “We have grilled eel on a stick, and we also have beef offal.”

The guy, trying to be clever, asks, “so, got any grapes?”

“Come on bro”, the vendor responds unimpressed. “Beef or eel.”

The blouse brothers

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24960555

I have to reject any that don’t make the cut.

It's about thyme.

You get Putin jail.