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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

coward, if people can't handle your glory that just means they're envious.

athletes wear tiny tight pants all the time and no one tells them to tuck

[–] cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 4 months ago

I tuck because I don't want to look down and see the thing either.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Good point, in that case a "dance belt" may be a good choice. It helps keep your balls from getting stuck on that seam between your legs, provides freedom of movement, and makes the total bulge more prominent (while also smoothing out the actual details).

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago

ideally the suit would just actually be designed to contain your artillery