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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 158 points 11 months ago (6 children)

This is not biblically accurate. She should be naked, since she doesn’t yet have knowledge of good and evil, and god considers nudity evil, because he is a prude. But also he didn’t clothe Adam and Eve, cause he’s a perv.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 53 points 11 months ago

My quip with the artistic choice is that they made Eve have very very long hair which could have served as breast cover. But they chose to add the inaccurate leaves...

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Also bellybutton shouldn't exist on Adam and Eve.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How do you think god counted them? Poke a finger in the belly.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Like poppin fresh?

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

I chuckled. Thanks

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

or should it...

no, no, a birthing God entity is a gross thought, stop...

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

It's actually just for support, they're pretty heavy

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

And the bible never says the fruit was an apple

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Given the era, I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually a fig

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's the garden of eden so there's no reason to believe that it's a fruit we have. My head canon is that it was a giant, fruit shaped flaming hot Cheeto

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

So it was a FIG-ticious fruit?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've never tried to eat bark, do I need the whole dog or...?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

just the vocal cords.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And snakes don't have human torsos.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

so, something like this?

spoiler___

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

the perfect woman...

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That demon was turned to a snake after the whole fruit debacle. Jod even gave a speech on how that would be a suitable punishment.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The demon is referred to as a serpent from its introductiom then god removes the serpents legs to make the serpent more serpenty. I blame the author for writing bad and confusing me.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did you just “um actually” my “um actually”?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

hell yeah brother

[–] almar_quigley@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

According to white men can’t jump it was a quince.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 8 points 11 months ago

The comic is obviously of a theatre reproduction of the event.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

To be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of.

Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I don't think that interpretation, i. e. the absent genitals, is canon.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

today's kids have the wildest headcanons smh

I still ship mary and god tho

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Get this: there's some people who think it's canon that the serpent is Satan. Just connecting up two characters from different parts of the writing completely at random.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

...then how do they have children? where did Cain and Abel come from?

[–] Vincent@feddit.nl 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

...and where did all the people that came after Cain and Abel come from? Who was their mother?

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Cain and Able weren't Adam and Eves only children. Keep in mind that canonically, Adam lived for over 900 years. That's a lot of time you can use to make more babies.

After the whole regicide incident, they also had Seth. Both him and his exiled brother ended up marrying their sisters. Their descendants did the same. So yeah, it's all incest, top to bottom.

The biblical flood was actually created to wipe out the descendants of Cain, since Noah and his cousins wife were both descendants of Seth

[–] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 11 months ago

Or, if you're of a more gnostic bent, half fallen angel, half human nephilim who'd been teaching humans forbidden knowledge, such as advanced metal-crafting and makeup.

[–] Vincent@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago

Damn TIL! So much for my religious education.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz -1 points 11 months ago

Still no answer as to where did humans other than Adam and Eve came from.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No genitals? Where did Eve’s children came from? She shat them?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know where did Eve come from?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

Adam’s ribcage. What? It makes perfect sense!