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[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 91 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Actual, literal toddlers are really taking over the US, aren't they?

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Voted in by folks of similar mental capability.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

That's not fair. Some of them are scamming the large toddlers!

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Plus folks of similar mental capability refrained from voting in the first place, when they could have prevented this.

[–] fnrir@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Actual toddlers are less hateful then them. Still stands. Hateful toddlers.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I don't know, but toddlers tend to make more sense...