this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2025
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Its so easy to be a good person.
I just find their phone and use it to call for an ambulance for them. And I get a free phone. Easiest exchange ever.
Make sure you remove the ID finger before the ambulance arrives.
I won't be making that mistake again.
Idk man, the face is kinda hard to carry...
I'm sure I can find a hacker somewhere
The only trouble with that is if it's last year's model then I'm just going to have to let them die.