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SERVICE DOG PSA

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help

Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

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[–] darcranium123@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In America we are just supposed to attach a note to the dog that says "thoughts and prayers"

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Plus a bill for medical services provided by acknowledging the dog

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Its so easy to be a good person.

I just find their phone and use it to call for an ambulance for them. And I get a free phone. Easiest exchange ever.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Make sure you remove the ID finger before the ambulance arrives.

I won't be making that mistake again.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

The only trouble with that is if it's last year's model then I'm just going to have to let them die.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 295 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)
[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I was hoping someone had posted this so I wouldn't have to look for it myself

LOL, this was literally the first thing I thought of when I saw this post.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Good psa. I didn’t know this as well

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

Just imagine a service dog with a lil sigh that says, "Help! I need an adult!"

Like, me too, bud. Me too.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 114 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

A woman once came to my place of work with a dog wearing an obviously fake service dog vest and patch. I know this for two reasons. One, the dog was completely out of control and yipping and scampering around all over the place and jumping on everybody, which is generally not service dog behavior. And two, once she learned the owner of our company had a dog she immediately launched into her sales pitch pushing him to buy her fake service dog patches, which she flat out admitted are for getting your dog into places it otherwise wouldn't be allowed. I think this might have also had some kind of pyramid scheme aspect.

"Did you know??? Businesses are not allowed to discriminate against you or your dog if it says it's a service animal! It's Federal law!!!"

I threw her out. This made her very incensed.

I told her in no uncertain terms that the only thing she's accomplishing is training people -- not dogs -- that they can ignore legitimate service animals because they might be dipshit Karens like herself are going around with fake service dogs causing problems everywhere they go. I am positive she lacked the empathy or self-awareness to understand the harm that this could cause to someone with a real service dog who was in need of actual help.

But she's still banned. Too bad, not sad.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hope the owner had your back 💯 for what you did. People always trying to side-step rules and/or boundaries because they think they’re stupid or don’t apply to them are exactly what’s wrong with the world today.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

As Chief Executive Asshole around here, it is indeed one of my jobs to throw people out of the building when necessary. And also to tell self-important clients "no" when it's appropriate.

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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But what if I don't have a vest?

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I mean the dogs aren't actually that dumb, even when the people are.

Like they know how to attract attention by barking and trying to draw you towards the person by not letting you get to them if you try to pet them and going further towards the person.

But yeah, it's a good "psa".

We had a Portuguese sheepdog, and it was very well trained, and I always kept him off the leash while outside. If there was a group of two or more, he would "herd", going from far in the front to far in the back and just constantly keeping watch and if there was a larger group and someone was left behind, he'd stand in between the person (who was probably staying a bit behind while the others walked because they were taking a piss because beer) and the group and as the distance grew, he'd grow clearly more anxious. He wasn't one to bark (because of the mistreatment from the former owner), but if he had, he'd have barked at that point.

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I just like dogs. If one walked up to me and clearly wanted me to follow it I probably would.

I could have been abducted so easily as a kid if pedos in my area had known that one simple trick haha

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone might have caught on...

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[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Heck, I even followed the neighbours cat when he came and approached me clearly upset about something, on my way to the shop.

To be fair there was a slight drizzle, and he needed someone to ring their doorbell so he could go inside.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Come with me, tiny human."

Oh, are we having an adventure?

"Uhm... Yes. Kind of."

Cool!!!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

well my first instinct would be to pet the dog, hope the dog has more sense than me and can refuse the free pets

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Follow, don’t pet. Got it. Can I pet after?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (6 children)

If the owner is dead then you get to pet

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If the owner is dead, you must scritch head.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

I love rules that rhyme!

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[–] hotpanerasoup@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Can I pet that service dog? No?.. Okay you gonna marinate for a bit then.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

!youshouldknow@lemmy.world

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Had no idea this was a thing, and I knew what a service dog was. Glad I learned something new today, thank you for sharing!

They should mention this on TV/Cable/other like they used to do in the old days when they used to broadcast PSAs.

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It’s a shame they don’t put as much effort into educating the public on important things like this.

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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I follow any dog that approaches me without an obvious owner. They are usually escaped/lost.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I reply to any commenter that posts twice. They are usually escaped/lost

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