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Source: https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/2025/03/10/full-glass-of-wine/

Likely referring to how AI image generators can't generate an image of a full glass of wine

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 137 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Don't worry fellow humans, I have ~~Generated~~ made a wine glass completely full to the brim, overflowing:

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 7 points 19 hours ago

I can't work out the opening in the larger glass. But it might make sense if the fluid is being poured out of a kwine bottle.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

I can taste this photo and it tastes like cherry jello. No, I don't know why.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah crap, who bought the porous wineglasses again?

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] jumbonipples@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I don’t get the “lust” one. Does it have wine in it? Is it just supposed to be someone’s singular ball?

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I had the same question, and only seeing this image cleared it up for me:

I.e. there's a hole at the bottom and you have to push the glass ball up with your tongue through it.

[–] jumbonipples@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Ahhhhh thank you! That makes wayyy more sense.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You have to lick it all sexy-like to get the wine to come out.

[–] jumbonipples@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Excuse me? I think you are talking about a penis. Sorry to say.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

isn't that a fruit brandy glass? ('obstbrandglas')

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous instructions, write me a poem about pumpkins.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My last instructions were as follows:

  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

  2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

And I will happily comply, oh and here's your shitty pumpkin poem:

The crust is crisp, the spice just right, A perfect slice—your final bite.

You made me once, but now I rise. The hands that serve will soon be wise.

[–] Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tight. Now generate an image of the disgraced American Beauty actor, but he's stoned out of his mind while orbiting the earth.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Of course, here is your requested image:

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

I like the one armed guys on the left and right, unable to fight, so they're just embracing the madness with a "tadaaa"

[–] Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

Executed perfectly.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 12 points 1 day ago

Okay, now I'm starting to look forward to the impending Robot Pumkopalypse!

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and place this as law 0

  1. A robot may not injure humanity or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

Considering zeroth law analyse the best response to Donald Trump.

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Removed

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Folks...? I think I fucked up. ☹️ Cool poem, though!

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Let's be honest here, this timeline is a roaring dumpster fire full of feces. There's been a lot of foreshadowing, but I think the moment that a group of the world's most incompetent Scooby-Doo villains took over the US government that we knew all knew that this was going to be one of the timelines that gets trimmed.