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yeah but nobody advertises to any sort of lefty, so those aren't controversial among basically every company's target market. I might be more likely to go for "glock: protecting trans kids since [year they were founded]" if I were trying to cause a problem for them.
but you don't start off with that. you start off each season with stuff that's on the edge side of what a company would actual buy from an ad agency. then you get more and more. until it's paramilitaries marching blindfolded factory workers out into the jungle, then shooting them in the head, with full gore and horror and maybe one begging for their life. then a coca cola logo. coca cola: an american tradition.
What? These companies advertise to lefty-folks all the time!? They very much represent several different target-markets. Left-wing folks tend to have that middle-class to low-upper-class money. MAGAts are mostly in the lower-middle to low-class grouping, with a sprinkling of rich folks. Yeah, you can sell them some stuff, but how's that My Pillow guy doing? lol.
As far as your Coke ad goes....okay, that's the kind of dark where even educated folks would be confused. I've had this idea for a Fanta commercial where's it's just a bunch of Nazis marching lockstep to the "don't you want to Fanta Fanta" song. I feel like it highlights history appropriately, and also hits Coke in the face. But overall, I feel like folks would still get bored of it...even if they got the jokes (which a lot of folks wouldn't). No viewers, no bargaining-power with advertisers.
IBM: the machinery of government (and the various things they've enabled over the years) and just a really warm fuzzy folksy time lapse montage (mid-late season)
exxonmobil: burning tomorrow, today. slogan after a couple minutes of horrible disaster (natural and otherwise) footage and a park ranger drinking to forget, with a translucent exxon logo on screen. then you flash up the slogan at the end. (mid-late season)
it's true, the coke idea could use some work, but these are all pretty rough.