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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 91 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This cannot be real, wtf. This is cartoon levels of ineptitude.

Or sabotage by someone heading out? Please let this be resistance sabotage they haven’t noticed yet.

[–] turnip@lemm.ee 46 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

You guys arent running your software off raspberry pi's with sdcards from the gas station?

My allowance is 5$ a month!

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I think my Pi could process 60k rows without overheating. And the poor thing is dangling behind my bookshelf from its power cord with a fine layer of dust coating every inch of it.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why would you do this to that poor rPi?

[–] WagyuSneakers@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

Electronics get what they deserve.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 22 points 20 hours ago

Look, all I’m saying is give Pis a chance.