Greentext

5974 readers

1419 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

1168

Anon orders food (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

152 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] virku@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You missed the word "not" there I guess?

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m not good at reading comprehension.

[–] sowitzer@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

I agree. Tim Cruise is short.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

how is the eyes pop one also in the not category

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I try not to compliment men’s physical attributes. Given that around a quarter of them still react like I’m flirting when I compliment the pattern they have on while I’m wearing a wedding ring, I don’t want to go any further, lol. Maybe I should have said non-flirty instead of nonsexual though, because I agree, that’s not a sexual comment.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

yeah that makes sense