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[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

"If I wasn't a lesbian, I'd 100% date you"

Normally, I'd write this off as someone "letting me down easy", but this was my best friend in High school that I knew for years, so I know the sentiment was genuine.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

"You smell so nice" - a gay female co-worker. I was wearing a new cologne that I purchased for myself. It was very expensive so I'm glad I chose well

[–] Nangijala 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I give my man compliments all the time. He calls me silly and pretends he doesn't care, but I think it is working. Have been running a semi-non stop compliment campaign since Covid where I tell him how beautiful his hair is in the hopes he will cut it less. It's been a good while since he last came home looking like a sheep after shearing. Summer is approaching, though, so I'm bracing myself for him getting the idea to visit the barber and have him mutilate those beautiful locks of his. It should be crime, honestly.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's such a cruel thing that compliments from partners don't feel the same as compliments from strangers. My wife has been telling me parts of my body are attractive for agres, but I didn't really internalize it until I heard it from others as well.

[–] Nangijala 2 points 4 hours ago

It's the same phenomena as when your parents try to give you good advice but you will only listen to it if it comes from the mouths of "outsiders".

Example: my boyfriend tried to get me into Tool for ages and I was very indifferent to it. Then my closest colleague starts playing Tool at work and I'm like "omg this music is awesome" and I go home and tell my bf about this amazing new band I have gotten into and he just gets so offended like "I literally tried to get you into it for years wtf". We laugh about it sometimes.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You deserve a blowjob.

That's kept me floating for years.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I hope you receive it one day 🙏

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's the thought that counts.

[–] RichardDegenne@lemm.ee 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

It's the throat that counts

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Everytime the cashier flips the tablet over before a tip, they say a compliment. I always tip more than I usually do.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

They got you good

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 21 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I was told blue looks good on me by a girl.

10 years later, most of my shirts are blue.

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

I hope she wasn't colour blind 😬

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Purple for me. Fortunately I like it too.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Turns out she was making a BJ joke and occasionally lies awake cringing at the joke that everyone missed.

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Girls have a super power they can use to live rent free in any guy's head pretty much eternally. All they need to do is catch them off guard with a compliment.

A guy will keep a shirt until it literally disintegrates if one time a girl said "that color looks good on you." Pretty much every guy that wears a particular cologne, wears that cologne because at some point a girl said he smelled nice. It's not even a horny brain thing I don't think. It's just that guys get so few compliments on their appearance that every single one is massively precious to them.

[–] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 15 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

girls would do this more often but there's always the (justified tbh) fear that the guy will take it the wrong way and get weird about it :(

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

It goes both ways I think too. Guys wouldn’t obsess over the idea that a single compliment might be flirting if they were more used to compliments in general from both sexes. On the other hand some guys are so afraid of misreading a compliment or normal friendliness that they can’t tell when someone actually is flirting. I sort of think there need to be more voices out there meant to speak directly to men and masc people about social literacy that aren’t trying to turn them into hateful, violent, incel republicans.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

It's absolutely justified fear. For every one guy who will just take it as a sweet compliment, there are ten guys who will think "she wants the D!"

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've always bought my husband red shirts because I think he looks good in a bold red color. About 17 years of marriage before he finally told me he doesn't really care for the color, that he just wants to look good for me.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

awee 🙄 (I can't find the sweet teary eyed emoji, pretend this is that one)

[–] Nangijala 2 points 11 hours ago

Best comment xD

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 35 points 1 day ago

Anon's tombstone:

"She really liked my voice."

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't remember basically anyone from my secondary schoold other than my 4 close freinds and this one girl that randomly asked me for a hug one day, said I give really good hugs, then basically never spoke to me again.

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[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One time a buddy and I were out drinking and on our way out he ran into a childhood friend. So while they were catching up I was just leaning against a table and listening to their conversation and people watching.

A pretty attractive woman came up to me, looked me dead in the eyes, and said "you'd be more attractive if you had some self-confidence", and then walked out of the bar.

I think about that every day. Because I have never in my life been told I need "more confidence" (actually, it's usually the opposite haha).

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe she wanted you to approach her, you ignored her "signals" and the only reason that could be, at least from her point of view, was that you lacked confidence.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 4 points 18 hours ago

Aahhh... so, that morse code...??

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I did a lot of clubbing in the '90s. Once, a beautiful girl came up to me and said: "You're gorgeous" and then ran off. Thing is, though, I was in my early 30s at the time and she looked about 16. So, obviously, I didn't pursue her. But that's stuck with me for over 20 years. I can still hear it in my head.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I've received a lot of compliments on my voice in life, Nicknames for it throughout school; i didn't have a period of voice cracking, literally woke up one day and my voice was different (scared the shit out of my parents that morning).

I hate my voice 🙃

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[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 130 points 1 day ago (28 children)

It's such a dichotomy. Women get catcalled every day and feel uncomfortable and harassed. Understandable. The average man gets catcalled a handful of times in his life and cherishes those moments almost as much as their children's births.

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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not saying anything about right or wrong or societies roles, but I don't even think it's hyperbole to say my wife has been complimented thousands of times more then I have in our lives. It's incredibly rare for me to get a compliment from a stranger, and even then it's usually from other guys saying they like some item I'm wearing. It really does feel fucking incredible when it happens because it's so insanely rare. And not to toot my own horn too much, but I'm not that bad looking, so I can't imagine what it's like for people with less fortune than I have in their appearance.

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[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I've received two compliments from women out of the blue in my life. The first time was when a coworker told me i had a nice voice and should do voice acting for anime. That was 2006.

The second was another coworker said "at least you're cute" to some offhand joke i made. That was 2018.

At that rate, I expect another nice comment around 2032 or so.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I had a girl compliment my voice too ! I was maybe 17, had her on the phone, she was a friend's friend. Then we met and she ostensibly lost all her excitement

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

Oof, that hurts.

[–] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

omg my last one was in 2018 as well. we can be besties

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I must be a heck of a lot more "attractive," than I think I am. I'm male, and 44 y/o. I get a random compliment from strangers about once every month or two.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When's your next movie coming out

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[–] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In 1998, the young lady working the cash register at the taco bell near where I worked told me I have really pretty eyes. So I have that going for me, which is nice.

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