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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That’s an example of a compliment I don’t give. I’m not trying to start something I don’t want to finish and I don’t want to finish anything.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

In my defense, I am very drunk and I do look sexy in that shirt thank you very much

You even look sexy without that shirt. Your sexiness is shirt-invariant!