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Anon orders food (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Similarly if you grow a John brown beard but condition it that worked for me as a 18 year old but that was 12 years ago so ymmv. Also admittedly I was apparently hot

Muttonstache also works