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Trump googles "tariff" for first time (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In a subsequent news conference later, Trump reiterated his message of extraordinarily aggressive trade protectionism, adding “Tariffs… no one knew what they were until today, but thanks to me, now, everybody knows what they are, and that is HUGE.”

Thanks Nostradamus

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 day ago

Nostradumbass