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[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 44 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

In a subsequent news conference later, Trump reiterated his message of extraordinarily aggressive trade protectionism, adding “Tariffs… no one knew what they were until today, but thanks to me, now, everybody knows what they are, and that is HUGE.”

Thanks Nostradamus

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 20 hours ago

Nostradumbass

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The onion part is that he has never actually googled it :(

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

The onion part is that he can read

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Is the Truth Social thing real?

[–] WuceBrillis@lemm.ee 0 points 17 hours ago

Nottheonion should also include other satire sites 🤷‍♂️ pretty funny tho, i ate the... Beaver? at first