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Anon orders food (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tangentially related, I was ordering food at a Wendy's and the cashier out of the blue asked if I had ever been in a long distance relationship. I said no, but I knew people that had and if the relationship was strong enough, it would work out in the end. Hope things worked out for her.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

"Long distance relationships work great for me because I'm more attractive the farther away I am."