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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyday I think I've heard the stupidest thing come out of the US, and they somehow trump it the very next day. Remarkable.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please don't judge us all by Florida's actions. In turn, we won't judge you by the dumbest 0.1% of your country's population.

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

About 6.63% of the U.S. pop lives in Florida.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

And they make up the bottom 0.1% of relative intelligence

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

In the spirit of the USA, "Shots fired"