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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please don't judge us all by Florida's actions. In turn, we won't judge you by the dumbest 0.1% of your country's population.

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

About 6.63% of the U.S. pop lives in Florida.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

And they make up the bottom 0.1% of relative intelligence

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

In the spirit of the USA, "Shots fired"