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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 53 points 4 days ago (3 children)

He can't die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All the more reason that the protest on April 19th is the most important one yet. It may be our last chance to have one safely.

protest

[–] chowdertailz@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have the thought they're going to use the protests on the 19th as provocation to institute martial law... I'm all for the protest and have been to most of the 50501s but the 19th has me worried.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Then let’s keep it peaceful and not give them reason.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I wouldn't put it past them to pull a move out of the authoritarian playbook and hire people to act as violent protesters just in case.

[–] chowdertailz@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Completely agree, and I'm glad the ones that have taken place have all been peaceful. But with the state of everything, unfortunately, that don't matter much.

[–] witchybitchy@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago (3 children)

lmao I was thinking the same. I have it in my calendar. can't remember what the reason is supposed to be, but April 20th is martial law day

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

April 20th is Hitler's birthday

And also Easter so maybe he's gonna arrest the Easter bunny

And also the weed smokers

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

20 April 1889

I did not know that. Does fit with my theory that all numbers are nazi numbers.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 12 points 4 days ago

Wow that entire DECADE was sending subtle dogwhistles

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] plantmoretrees@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Mr. fluffington, you are under arrest for liberal dog ideologies and for not being eaten by the immigrants in Springfield

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Kristi Noem and Pete Hegseth are compiling reports regarding the "national emergency" at the border, and advising if the insurrection act is an appropriate response. Their reports are due the 20th.

[–] witchybitchy@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

ahh yeah, that's it. border 'crisis'

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Something about 420 being a nazi thing.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

He would be preserved by all the McDonald's he ate