It’s officially April 12th 12:10 am as I post this…
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Yes, this is a shitpost community, but I still feel obligated to make sure folks know this isn't real.
So many fake Simpsons Trump "Predictions" I see them literally everywhere. It's so weird how hard people try to push this shit, especially considering The Simpsons has made plenty of amazingly and eerily accurate ... prognostications? But you never see those on mainstream social media. Only the fake Trump ones.
It's all ragebaiting and clicks now.
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I'm looking at it right now
No, it's not, but the article you linked is about a different fake image.
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BUT IT COULD BE
It's real to me
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Don’t get our hopes up. Everyone knows this man is a cockroach
American cockroaches live two terms on average. Years. Not terms. I don't know why I said that.
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Aside from the fact that this is entirely fake- I’ll say…
If only.
I'll say, it wouldn't fix anything. Vance is way more psychotic and calculated. He's actually waaaay more dangerous than Trump.
Vance combines the philosophy of a Nazi legal theory loving ivy league elite like Adrian Vermeule, with Curtis Yarvin, and Peter Theil. In a lot of ways I think Trump buffoonery keeps people distracted from a lot of their evil shit, but I also honestly feel like Trump's ego demanding he always be the focus of attention, is acting as a chaotic buffer to keep their plans from working out as smoothly as they would like. I think Musk was even probably more of a distraction than we realized, and the only reason he's becoming less involved is because Kratsios is able to do just as much awful shit that nobody wants but look normal by comparison to the chainsaw wielding maniac that was proudly getting like 7 hours of sleep a week. I'm honestly not sure if Theil set him up once again like he did with PayPal. Or did Musk know he was just the face that would take the blame for holding the country hostage while robbing us of money that will now be sunk into an absurd number of AI projects with Thiel's protege at the helm as Science Advisor?
I wish we could just get the entire dishonest administration removed from office, but we can't even get most members of the House and Senate to acknowledge they're actively trying to destroy the United States because they seriously believe their loyalty will be rewarded. Bc the fuckers that plan to replace everything with shitty AI would definitely never be able to replace them.
trump's danger is in his charisma, which vance lacks. even with his gifts, he would be less effective
Exactly. The only reason Trump became The Führer is his ability to basically hypnotise the morons with his insane ramblings. Something he has in common with a certain failed painter from Austria, incidentally.
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...because they seriously believe their loyalty will be rewarded.
This is the only part I disagree with. I don't think they think they'll be rewarded, they just don't want to be targeted. Trump is a mob boss.
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The US system baffles me.
No way an unelected individual would take office in my country.
If the president dies, the national assembly president assumes the role, internally, and is mandated, by force of law, to schedule elections to within 90 days.
The only time an unelected person was nominated for a government role in this country ended terribly, with the president disbanding the national assembly and scheduling elections in less than 30 days after the apointment and the appointment had been aproved by the national assembly.
I mean, it's obviously a terrible system.
But as a caveat, he was elected. You vote for a ticket and he's on that ticket.
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How would you know? The only way to verify this is to actually watch something from the last twenty years of The Simpsons, and nobody's going to do that.
It's me, I did that. Never missed an episode (except for the 4 I am behind on, that I am going to watch this weekend).
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The ‘deep state’ has the chance to do the funniest things ever
He can't die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?
All the more reason that the protest on April 19th is the most important one yet. It may be our last chance to have one safely.
I have the thought they're going to use the protests on the 19th as provocation to institute martial law... I'm all for the protest and have been to most of the 50501s but the 19th has me worried.
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Is this an actual episode?
Looks like AI to me
Na. Dude made a deal with the Devil or some shit.
Technically this was wrong. They already tried.
Two more days is just about as much of this shit as I can take.
Where is the Robin Hood of our time, with heart pure and aim true?
And let that snake, Vance, take over?
I think there'd be a power vacuum that could disrupt the current trajectory.
Agreed, no one in the GOP has the cult of personality thing like Drumpf. The remaining grifters will attack each other in their quest for power like a Humboldt squid feeding frenzy (Google that if you’ve been sleeping too peacefully lately.)
Vance would probably be instantly impeached over everything Trump has gotten away with so far.
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