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Trump Admin Considering Giving $10,000 To Each Person In Greenland To Annex The Island (www.latintimes.com)

submitted 1 day ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/36161826

The Trump administration is reportedly considering giving about $10,000 to each Greenland resident as part of its plan to annex the territory

Archived version: https://archive.is/20250411133253/https://www.latintimes.com/trump-admin-considering-giving-10000-each-person-greenland-annex-island-580455

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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

God this guy isn't gonna stop slobbing Putin's knob is he?

Just chill, Donnie. The markets can smell your fear.

[–] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder if he would even know that Greenland exists if his handlers hadn’t pointed it out to him and said they want it.

[–] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

Imagine his surprise should he ever go there and see very little trees and grass

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 17 hours ago

It's hard not to smell those soiled Depends.