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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Remember your towel protocol:

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If you actually clean yourself in the shower this is unnecessary.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I still don't want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt.

I want my face to directly contact someone else's clean butt.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it brings people comfort to not use the same towel, it's probably not worth trying to push them away from that habit. It's one thing to know it intellectually, and another to feel off-put by the idea.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It is however very important to push people into cleaning themselves properly. The amout of dirty asses around us at all times is staggering and terrifying.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you being paid by e.coli?

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They're in a pocket if Big Soap, coercing god fearing christians into cleaning their asses thus making them gay

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Indeed, it is always wise to be a hoopy frood.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

All those times the kids at school called me butt-face... look who's complimenting me now. Ha, suckers.

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair...

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

...you'll find the red for pubic hair.

[–] microbe@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 1 day ago

Worst flag ever.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 1 day ago

Clean yourself right and anywhere is good

[–] madjo@feddit.nl -5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You dry your entire body at the exact same time? I start at my head and work my towel down towards my feet. And then I throw the towel into the laundry.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You use your towel once and throw it into the laundry?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, at least the one I use for showering. But I don't shower daily, to save water.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You could try reusing your towel a few times in order to save even more water, along with some electricity. Just hang it to dry in between.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My washing machine is not using less water because there's less laundry in the drum.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it on a fixed schedule?

You should really wait until it's full before doing the laundry... That way you use it less often and use less water.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 0 points 1 day ago

My two full loads every week is not going to hurt the environment, no matter how much I get downvoted.

In a hotel, sure, I'll reuse towels, but at home, no thanks.