Sir. You appear to be lost. This is a Wendy's.
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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That seems more like a pre-shower thought.
Idk its definitely a pre-being-done-showering-thought that could definitely preceed a shower
Remember your towel protocol:
If you actually clean yourself in the shower this is unnecessary.
I still don't want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt.
I want my face to directly contact someone else's clean butt.
😋
If it brings people comfort to not use the same towel, it's probably not worth trying to push them away from that habit. It's one thing to know it intellectually, and another to feel off-put by the idea.
It is however very important to push people into cleaning themselves properly. The amout of dirty asses around us at all times is staggering and terrifying.
Are you being paid by e.coli?
They're in a pocket if Big Soap, coercing god fearing christians into cleaning their asses thus making them gay
Indeed, it is always wise to be a hoopy frood.
If you're part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries
All those times the kids at school called me butt-face... look who's complimenting me now. Ha, suckers.
White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair...
...you'll find the red for pubic hair.
Worst flag ever.
Clean yourself right and anywhere is good
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yeah I don't get it. i have amazing thoughts all the time but rarely in the shower
At this point, all the stuff in the shower is sort of automatic. I’m usually thinking about other stuff.
Lucky you. I have to actually try to get anything done
I have to try to remember what I did while I was spacing out so I don’t wash myself three times.
No
"ok, do the hair first, now the pits, now the arms, now the torso, now the crotch, now the legs, now the feet-carefull dumbass you dont wanna slip again!"
It is so awkward when you trip and do a hand stand in the shower
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Did I wash my hair? That's when I know I'll need extra coffee that day.
Put a few strands between your fingers and pull. If it squeaks, it's been washed.
Relatable
Can you get mine while you are at it?
Take a piss for me while you're up?
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