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A screenshot saying "Your child's Results, Your child's BMI is Infinity. That puts them in the 100th percentile which indicates that they are obese."
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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Deliberately bad software or bad design is not software gore, it must be something unintentional
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It's possible this child is simply traveling at or near the speed of light.
Only if the measurement was being taken from a reference frame that was mostly at rest with respect to the person tho, right?
Everyone is in a reference frame mostly at rest with respect to most children.
Yeah see, my lawyer tried that one and the judge wasn't buying it. Still went away for manslaughter
I've known a few kids I'd like to kick in the asymptote.