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[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You think that's big, you should see the size of it under the water.

[–] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also, this is what it looks like when it's cold.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"I was in the pool!"

Just the tip....

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

It's a grower, not a show-er... the water's just really cold there!