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I always thought "D.C." meant "District of Columbia." TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means "Dildo, Canada."
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
Everything reminds me of him 😞
This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
Thats it, you won the comments section.
Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.
It’s just the tip.
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Two balls! Wait.. what's that? Over there... It looks like a big...
Weiner's and beans! Get yer Weiner's and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a...
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant...
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive...
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge..
Pecker, oh that's not a woodpecker it looks like a huge ...
Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship's about to be plowed by that enormous-
"COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK-- say, am i the only one seeing this..."
We're gonna need a bigger M&M's tube....
2023, but good find
My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said "Yeah...fuck it....let's see how crazy shit can get."
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I thought my hand gesture was a chef's kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you're on about.
Now THIS is what I want to see from this community
The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”
Tbf this is an old article. But still funny.
Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion
What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must've sculpted it.
My family is from nearby. Unironically hundreds of icebergs a year pass that area. It was honestly a matter of time.
I feel the same way. I know exactly nothing about ice sculpting, and after typing this I guess I try google... what did the article call it? Sobmething that made me think chunks of glacier is otherwise normal near the coast of Dildo.
But that just seems like an extremely well place dick joke. That someone or multiple people risked their lives to pull on. Off.
"It's a bit small"
"Hey, it's cold out here!"
That said, I'm somewhat in awe of your standards given its thirty foot tall height.
Someone had an interesting "on this day"
Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
Hate it when that happens.
Okay... 2023? How did I miss this? That can't be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it's just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored... It sure would explain a lot.
At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.
Conception hahahahha
This is two years old.
I'm glad they posted it, cause I've never seen it before
So? I found it today and the time doesn't make it less funny.
That is, uh, also, what she said.
everything reminds me of her
Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event
Nice