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[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's a sideways chefs kiss. Also, something, something, penis size.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I thought it was finger banging.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I could agree it is someone holding an invisible cigarette but I have not ever seen someone do a chefs kiss with the two fingers apart or sideways, let alone both.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Start of the motion. But I see where you're coming from. This seems to be a matter of perception.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah, so you're someone to ignore.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I mean, sure. You do you, friend.