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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

amazon smart watch: I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Please say "productivity" to acknowledge

me: Productivity

amazon smart watch: Until you say "productivity", your hourly rate will keep decreasing. Please say "productivity" to acknowledge

me: PROD UC TIVITY

amazon smart watch: I think you said "productivity". Please say "yes" or "no" to confirm