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amazon smart watch: I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Please say "productivity" to acknowledge
me: Productivity
amazon smart watch: Until you say "productivity", your hourly rate will keep decreasing. Please say "productivity" to acknowledge
me: PROD UC TIVITY
amazon smart watch: I think you said "productivity". Please say "yes" or "no" to confirm