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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Gorillas mostly leave people alone because they don’t find us the slightest bit threatening.

I love this statement. It sounds entirely true, it really trivializes the part of humans when they attempt to overcome nature and its bouncers, and it also means I maybe have a chance of not dying if I ever should find myself surrounded by Gorillas and shitless (see if my natural shark repellent works here too) .

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yet we have gorillas in cages. Why? Because we don't fight with our hands, we fight with our brains. We create traps, tools, etc.

If you want to kill a gorilla, use that noggin and outsmart that beast.

OP is preparing in exactly the wrong way.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I would own a gorilla in a spelling bee.

[–] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago

That's the spirit!